Patrick Federmeyer

Some people believe that artists are a cultured bunch, refined in the social realm.. Well you have not met the likes of the artists I hang with!!! As a matter of fact the more of you I know the less likely that stereotype becomes! Bless you freaks it's what keeps me creating, drinking, and generally doing stupid shit to fuck up my life, to come up with more whacked and unsuspecting show's. What side the fork is on the plate?? who the fuck cares, the fact that I can still reach my drink and use my napkin is the real issue!!! Realizing the older I get the less elastic I become, think all the surgeries, van accidents, motorcycle spills and general work environment is taking it's toll. But never stop living. Time to come out of the retirement from art.....